Hey good looking! If you have a nice profile photo you will probably get my attention. But it’s the content of your profile or what you write that will really get my attention. With that in mind I am going to walk through putting together a sweet ass online dating profile that will have people clamoring to get with you.

Online dating profile writing isn’t necessarily linked to intellect. I have seen dating profiles from doctors and lawyers and just because you’re smart and good at grammar doesn’t make it great. You just have to have a certain skill for building these things.

The first thing you want to do is demolish clichés. “Looking for my partner in crime” “Free spirited” “Are you my other half” as soon as people walk into online dating they all seem to be the same “adventurous”, “laid back”, “funny” asshole.

Chuck it. A list of adjectives is a clusterfuck of boring and I don’t care about reading it. You want to show people your personality not tell them about it.

You also want to keep it around 200 words or one solid paragraph. Don’t make them read a novel but don’t give them the chance to flip to the next person because you have said nothing of value on your page. You want to give the person something to talk about. Did you swim with dolphins? Are you a champion at beer pong? Make it a skill that you have even if it’s not the ordinary. Bitches love strange talents.

Test your profile by reading it through someone else’s eyes. Would you want to date this person? If you’re bored reading through your own paragraph then somebody else will probably be too. This is what you created you want to be so proud of it you know others will think you’re interesting or funny or whatever you want to be when they read it.

You might even have new people reaching out to you who are interested and it might expand your comfort zone. Sometimes you have to take that chance but first make it so people can take chances on you. Good luck!