We all know that style is a perfect way to express the kind of person that you are. Of course, this is isn’t always true and you shouldn’t judge somebody just because of the things they wear. Beards are just a branch of style self expression and today I am going to tell you what your facial hair means… according to me, obviously I am the facial hair expert. Below I am also going to link Jenna Marbles video and what she thinks your facial hair says about you.

Clean Shaven:  This means that you’re 12 or that you just can’t grow facial hair because for some reason as soon as a guy gets his first whisker it’s his rite of passage to experiment with facial hair for the rest of his life.  Or it means he’s drowning in the corporate world.

5 O’Clock Shadow: You’ll probably find this guy at the bar from the 5 o’clock rush to closing time. He shaves but it catches up and he’s going to need to sip on a nice glass of scotch before he starts a dreaded day all over again.

Stubble:  The sexiest of facial hair this man cleans up every now and then but he doesn’t fret too much. He knows it’s enough to define his jaw and get rid of that baby face chub but not so much that he’s starting to look unruly.

Regular Mustache:  A mustaches adds personality. You will be very confused if this person ever shaves their mustache. It could also mean it’s Movember

Hitler Mustache: This means that he is Hitler. Only Hitler has this.

Curled Mustache: This guy is either super classy like billionaire rich or he’s an ironic hipster who wears suspenders.

Goatee: This means it’s time to change his looks. Only acceptable for suburban dads who wear golf shirts and act like goof balls.

Chin Strap Beard: This means go back to Jersey Shore. This person spends a lot of time on their looks but the downside is, it just might be too much time and they won’t pay any attention to you on a date.

Fu Manchu: This means he’s going to fuck some shit up.

Soul Patch: This means that he probably plays bass guitar or he might just be Howie Mandell.

Big Sideburns: This means that he probably smokes weed or plays in a band that has local shows every weekend.

Super Long Beard: You’re a wizard, Harry.

Neck Beard: This means no… please no? They are probably also rocking a fedora and have Cheeto dust on their fingers.

Beard with a Shaved Neck:  He’s doing it right. Most likely a hipster or a lumber jack who has a great morning routine. It’s everything we want in a beard.

What Jenna Says:

Agree with our summary for each type of facial fur listed above?  Have your own theories?  Let us know in the comments or on Twitter @AllMaleDating