Yesterday, as I was perusing twitter I noticed a new trending hashtag. This hashtag was #INeedStraightPrideBecause and I immediately became insanely angry. This anger filled me until I finally clicked on the hashtag and then it fizzled. A magical world of sarcasm and wit opened up to me. I have compiled my favorites into this list so you too can enjoy the beauty of straight pride on Twitter.
#ineedstraightpridebecause ever since macklemore cured homophobia i’ve been feeling very left out. there is no one to represent me
— olivia (@megmastered) June 10, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause i’ve had all my rights handed to me and i wanna celebrate it!!! hahahahaha!!!! — ya boy anthony (@LOHANTHONY) June 10, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause i once forgot to say no homo after i accidentally touched my bros hand and for a second i thought i was gaY
— lara (@PRETTYBXTCHGANG) June 11, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause we still don’t have a “straight/heterosexual movies” tab on netflix — joshua (@cuddlesandcoke) June 11, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause i feel like at least 70% of straight people are like pic.twitter.com/JzcBjdGS2T
— #1 brook stan (@jemandwilliam) June 10, 2015
#ineedstraightpridebecause the gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage!!!! my 6th husband and I are protesting it!! — logan cobain (@meowrrissey) June 10, 2015
#ineedstraightpridebecause the Gays are making me, a Straight, feel left out , alone, and marginalized 🙁
— memeian hawke (@inquisitioned) June 10, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause the LGBT community exclude straight people just because they’re not gay?? where is the justice????
— milly ♀ she/her (@happydog2007) June 10, 2015
Check out the trending tag on Twitter for more great winners and as well as this follow us on Twitter! We’ll have discussions, keep you updated on pride events and gay news and it’s just generally a great time!
